1.YOUR REAL NAME:
John

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and fathers middle names)
Francis (Dad doesn't have one)

3.NASCAR NAME ( first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Wesley Jitze

4.STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Krajo (Sounds like I'd be Sith.)

5.DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Lynx (Say "CHEESE"!)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were raised)
Wesley Philip Rural-Area (I actually have two midle names, and I grew up out in the country)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Gold Water (Goldwasser. Yum)

8.FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Jomp (around, jomp around/Jomp up jomp up and get down (I can't BELIEVE I remember that song))

9.STREET NAME (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Oatmeal Orange (Oh, yikes)

10.SKANK NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Randy Country Road (What? I already told you I lived out in the country

11.GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle'
Johizzle (Oh, cripes.)

12.YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Kat (Hmmm... not bad, really)

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
None Turkish Delight (I'm allergic to perfume of any kind, actually)